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Statt-us Update 1/14/22 – Today’s Headlines & More

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John Mayer and Jeff Ross take an emotional trip to retrieve Bob Saget’s car from LAX

Epstein’s Pal A Prince No More

Prince Andrew was told face-to-face by his mother, Queen Elizabeth, that he will no longer be known as His Royal Highness. She also stripped him of all his other military titles and royal patronages in the wake of the sex-assault lawsuit brought against him by Virginia Roberts Giuffre.

The royal source also told CNN that “all of the Duke’s roles have been handed back to the Queen with immediate effect for redistribution to other members of the Royal Family. For clarity, they will not return to The Duke of York.”

‘Baby Shark’ Reaches Milestone 10B Views on YouTube

“Baby Shark” has taken a big bite out of the competition! The video for the infectious children’s tune from Pinkfong passed the 10 billion mark on Thursday (Jan. 13), increasing the gap between it and No. 2 video, Luis Fonsi’s “Despacito” featuring Daddy Yankee.

“We are delighted to announce that our beloved Baby Shark has recorded another remarkable milestone,” Min-seok Kim, CEO of “Baby Shark” creator The Pinkfong Co., said in a statement. “It has been a truly meaningful journey to witness how Baby Shark has connected people around the world, and we can’t wait to introduce Baby Shark’s further adventures that will bring unparalleled experiences to even more fans everywhere.”

The hit video was released in June 2016, and gained a foothold thanks to a viral dance challenge. It debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at No. 32 — the song’s peak — on the Jan. 12, 2019, tally. On Billboard’s global charts dated Nov. 28, 2020, it peaked at No. 38 on the Global 200, and No. 36 on the Global Excl. U.S.

‘Nevermind’ Baby Reviving Child Pornography Suit Against Nirvana

Spencer Elden — the naked baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind album cover — has revived his “child pornography” lawsuit against the band after it was dismissed by a federal judge last week. In his new filing, Elden, now 30, drops his claim related to sex trafficking after Nirvana’s lawyers argued the alleged trafficking occurred before lawmakers made it possible for victims to sue using the federal sex-trafficking-of-children statute. Elden is sticking to his early claim that the band, photographer Kurt Weddle, and Nirvana’s record labels “intentionally commercially marketed the child pornography.” This time, Elden removes language which accused the defendants of child sex trafficking. Nirvana’s lawyers have stated that Elden “has spent three decades profiting from his celebrity as the self-anointed ‘Nirvana Baby,’” clarifying that he has “re-enacted the photograph in exchange for a fee” several times times. Elden also has a huge Nevermind tattoo on his chest, and admits he “used the connection to try to pick up women.”

The Rock Has Finally Revealed What Was In His Famous Fanny Pack

In the comments section under a picture of the classic picture, The Rock was asked what was actually contained in that fanny pack.  He gave exactly the kind of answer we’d expect from him.

It was full of “Pop-Tarts and condoms”. LOL!